Category Archives: Novelty T-shirts
Batman Uses Kryptonite. It’s Super Effective!

Written on April 12, 2016 at 10:43 am, by Steve Beaudry
I haven’t seen it yet, but from what I’ve heard, this shirt is all you really need to know about Batman Continue Reading »
Does It Hurt? Every Time.

Written on April 6, 2016 at 9:36 am, by Steve Beaudry
Rumor has it that Hugh Jackman is actually a pretty good cook. Which makes sense since he lives in the Continue Reading »
I’m Special Because I’m Horny

Written on April 5, 2016 at 9:58 am, by Steve Beaudry
That’s the message of this T-shirt, right? Specialness through horniness? Because of the unicorn horn? If not, then it should Continue Reading »
Cut Off His Ear, Not His Nose!

Written on March 31, 2016 at 9:47 am, by Steve Beaudry
I’m imagining the story of Harry Potter told in nonlinear cutscenes. Everyone has a code name. Ron is Mr. Red. Continue Reading »
Nothing Left to Live For

Written on March 30, 2016 at 10:26 am, by Steve Beaudry
With this T-shirt it’s time to balance out all the positivity of the last one. There’s no hope if there’s Continue Reading »
Look At the Bright Side

Written on March 29, 2016 at 9:58 am, by Steve Beaudry
Hey, look, sometimes things aren’t going to work out the way you want them to. Sometimes you fall on your Continue Reading »
Silent Rider

Written on March 22, 2016 at 11:04 am, by Steve Beaudry
How does a ninja get somewhere faster than he can run? He doesn’t use a car. Even the most silent Continue Reading »
Vote Goat!

Written on March 15, 2016 at 11:10 am, by Steve Beaudry
Vote Goat because 50% of the top 1% of the people living in America don’t have a goat! Today is Continue Reading »
DJ Leia

Written on March 8, 2016 at 11:26 am, by Steve Beaudry
It’s International Women’s Day which means it’s time to celebrate the finest women in every segment of society. We’ve chosen Continue Reading »
Waking Up Socialist

Written on March 1, 2016 at 10:56 am, by Steve Beaudry
It’s primary season and it does not yet look very good for our favorite old man running for president. To Continue Reading »