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Happy Groundhog Day

You wake up every morning with “I Got You Babe” on the radio, you run into an annoying dude and  Continue Reading »

 

It Works, Bitches

You’ve gone your whole life so far without having to worry about running into a dinosaur with laser breath, but  Continue Reading »

 

The Amazing Gambino

  I don’t know about you, but in my headcanon, Spider-Man will always be Donald Glover. Whether it’s Miles Morales  Continue Reading »

 

The Cat in the Box

“I have an idea,” said the doctor to me, “to test the particulars of my theory. “We’ll go get a  Continue Reading »

 

The Adventures of BB-8 and Friends

I’ve given Star Wars: Ep VII a new title. “The Adventures of BB-8 and Friends.” I think you’ll find it works  Continue Reading »

 

Elfly Duties

Elves have been everything from stately, majestic creatures of Tolkien fantasy to tiny mischievous spirits, but this month they’re relegated  Continue Reading »

 

Happy Star Wars Week

It’s a great week for a Star Wars movie, isn’t it? The weather is cooling down, the clouds are pushing  Continue Reading »

 

Hope for America and the Alpha Quandrant

As I’m writing this, the Internet is roaring at some crazy dude who thinks he can stop Muslims from coming  Continue Reading »

 

Bro! Bro! Bro!

It’s officially Christmastime, which means it’s time to start wrapping the red, green, and white around your torso. And, no,  Continue Reading »

 

Be Thankful I’m Still Here

I was thinking about taking the whole week off, but I decided you all still need shirts to read about,  Continue Reading »