If you’re an American kid who had cable in the 80’s, I’ll bet you spent a lot of time in front of the television during Summer vacation. Two and a half months of sitting on your ass playing video games and watching reruns was the fucking life – if you were lazy, that is.

When my dad finally got arround to shelling out for the premium channels, HBO and I became inseparable. I probably spent most of my Summers between 1987 and 1993 watching movies. One of my favorites was the John Carpenter flop, “Big Trouble In Little China”. It had it all. Kung Fu, Kurt Russel hamming it up, cursing, an evil retarded wookie… I must have seen it 50 times over the course of one Summer. *sigh* Good times.

So it should go without saying that when I came across this tee for Egg Foo Yong Tours, I became way more giddy than any grown man should. Even though I can’t fit my hefty frame into an extra large, you know what ol’ Jack Burton always says at a time like this? “What the hell.”

Update: Tian says:

The Chinese characters on this shirt say “success when horse arrives”. It means “achieved with ease”.

Thanks for the assist!

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