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Do you ever get accused of trying to kill the people that you hug? Maybe you think you’re a great hugger because you hug so tightly. Well, I’m here to tell you: stop. Unless someone has requested a tight hug, it’s going to be uncomfortable and unpleasant and the person is going to want to die. In the case of Kaa, here, people are actually going to die. Because that’s the point of a boa constrictor. They squeeze until you die and then eat you. And that’s what people are afraid you’re going to do. Eat them. They have two Jungle Book movies to tell them exactly what’s meant to happen when they’re squeezed tightly by someone who insists that they be trusted. Wrap this cloth around your torso to remind you of that fact. But maybe get a size bigger than normal. So it’s not too tight.

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