I know all of the bitter city dwelling types in the audience will very likely think that I’m either a loon or a fucking heathen — but I actually sort of like pigeons.

I don’t like it when they decide to shit all over my car right after I’ve managed to wash it. Or the fact that the really nasty ones are — for the most part — disgusting winged rats, teaming with diseases. And unless they have the mange, it’s really hard to tell the nasty ones apart from the okay ones when you’re dealing with those feral ass city pigeons.

Hrmph. Upon closer examination, I’m pretty sure that I don’t actually care for pigeons all that much. *shrug* Oh well… I do like this shirt from our pals at Teetsy tho. That counts for something, yeah?

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