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January 2005

42 posts published on Preshrunk in January 2005, newest first.

I Would Be Canada

1.2.2005

I Would Be CanadaIt's so hard to pick my favorite shirt from Toothpaste for Dinner. Actually, no it's not. I love "if i had a dollar for every time i had sixty cents, i would be canada" so much that I'm willing to go so far as to call it an instant classic. I'm not anti-Canadian in the slightest. Hell, some of my favorite people on earth are Canadians... Cory Doctorow and the Flickr Team spring to mind. A joke now and again is fine, but basing is reserved for asshats like Ann Coulter.

So if you just like a bit of cheeky ribbing on America's neighbor to the north [Or you're the sole member of the Tucker Carlson Fan Club] you should probably pick this up. Also, who doesn't like buying things from people who make their pug model their wares?

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Scooter Militia

1.1.2005

Scooter MilitiaGals who are into scooters are hot. Hot girls who are into scooters are, uhm... more than hot? Okay, so that didn't make sense. Cut me some slack. This is the first post of 2005, I'm mildly drunk and I swear to god I can see nipple in the product shot.

Even though I don't own a scooter, I adore the culture. Quadrophenia is one of my favorite movies and I constantly scour used scooter sites looking for a local junker to fix up. Having no idea about my love for scooters Tim Tate dropped me a link to his friend's store. That's where I spotted this little gem. I mean, scooters and rebels with big guns - what's not to love?

P.S. Don't fret fellas, there's a version for guys too.

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