Category Archives: Design Categories
Mario Puppet
Written on November 19, 2013 at 7:56 pm, by Gregg
Sad, sad Mario. All you want to do is rescue the princess but you are chained to the decisions of Continue Reading »
The Highest of Fives
Written on November 6, 2013 at 1:08 pm, by Gregg
I'm sorry to disappoint, but today's epic shirt is not available in adult sizes. The site isn't kidding on the Continue Reading »
Optical T-llusion
Written on October 1, 2013 at 2:52 pm, by Gregg
The designer says the optical illusion designed to "enhance the male shape." That's obviously bullshit, but there actually is an Continue Reading »
Wood for Sheep?
Written on September 15, 2013 at 11:20 am, by Gregg
I don't know how normal people play Settlers, but my friends play it as competitively and cut-throat as possible. Friendships Continue Reading »
This is a Designer T-Shirt
Written on September 11, 2013 at 10:48 am, by Gregg
What, you mean it takes more than a font and color choice to make a designer shirt? Clearly you haven't Continue Reading »
Gorilla Cop
Written on December 8, 2011 at 1:27 pm, by Gregg
People may not always like dealing with the police – but you can bet things would be pretty tense if Continue Reading »
Home Geeves
Written on December 1, 2011 at 5:25 pm, by Gregg
When E.T. phoned home the first time, he had to make do with a busted milk crate and a ten-speed. Continue Reading »
Bowling is for Lovers
Written on November 23, 2011 at 1:41 pm, by Gregg
I’m pretty into bowling. It’s one of the only sports you can play between bites of chicken wings – which Continue Reading »
The Raven
Written on November 17, 2011 at 2:17 pm, by Gregg
I want to take you to Baltimore, Maryland, 1849. No, not literally – we don’t have time to get it Continue Reading »
I ♥ Unicorns
Written on May 25, 2011 at 2:49 pm, by Gregg
What’s not to love about unicorns? Seriously? Their horns can cure cancer, they poop rainbows, and they make a tasty Continue Reading »










