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Mario Puppet

Written on November 19, 2013 at 7:56 pm, by

Sad, sad Mario. All you want to do is rescue the princess but you are chained to the decisions of  Continue Reading »

 

The Highest of Fives

Written on November 6, 2013 at 1:08 pm, by

I'm sorry to disappoint, but today's epic shirt is not available in adult sizes. The site isn't kidding on the  Continue Reading »

 

Optical T-llusion

Written on October 1, 2013 at 2:52 pm, by

The designer says the optical illusion designed to "enhance the male shape." That's obviously bullshit, but there actually is an  Continue Reading »

 

Wood for Sheep?

Written on September 15, 2013 at 11:20 am, by

I don't know how normal people play Settlers, but my friends play it as competitively and cut-throat as possible. Friendships  Continue Reading »

 

This is a Designer T-Shirt

Written on September 11, 2013 at 10:48 am, by

What, you mean it takes more than a font and color choice to make a designer shirt? Clearly you haven't  Continue Reading »

 

Gorilla Cop

Written on December 8, 2011 at 1:27 pm, by

People may not always like dealing with the police – but you can bet things would be pretty tense if  Continue Reading »

 

Home Geeves

Written on December 1, 2011 at 5:25 pm, by

When E.T. phoned home the first time, he had to make do with a busted milk crate and a ten-speed.  Continue Reading »

 

Bowling is for Lovers

Written on November 23, 2011 at 1:41 pm, by

I’m pretty into bowling. It’s one of the only sports you can play between bites of chicken wings – which  Continue Reading »

 

The Raven

Written on November 17, 2011 at 2:17 pm, by

I want to take you to Baltimore, Maryland, 1849. No, not literally – we don’t have time to get it  Continue Reading »

 

I ♥ Unicorns

Written on May 25, 2011 at 2:49 pm, by

What’s not to love about unicorns? Seriously? Their horns can cure cancer, they poop rainbows, and they make a tasty  Continue Reading »