It's completely okay to hate on me for posting this shirt if you wear anything other than a 2XL - which is the only size for this tee that Manifest has left - but this is my blog. And I really do love this shirt.

So suck it up you skinny bitches... Look, I'll hook you up tomorrow, alright?

Alright, maybe I'm a tad bit biased. During my little hiatus, Derek was nice enough to send over a couple shirts to try to get me back in the blogging mood. Out of the handful he sent over - all of which are fucking fantastic by the way - this one immediately went into my rotation. I mean, what's not to love about being able to walk around wearing a big ol' Wu Tang cheat sheet? It also does a really good job of confusing old people...

"Why does your shirt say 'Meth'? Are you on the drugs?"
"No grandma, it's a member of a hip hop group."
"Hip hop, eh? ... Are you sure you don't ride the white pony?"
"That's what they say about people who do heroin, grandma."
"How do you know that?!"

Besides, isn't confusing old people what fashion's all about?

$21.00 | PayPal | URL | M: 2XL

🧦This picture didn't survive the wash."Hey, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think unicorns are kick ass!"

You know what? We think unicorns are pretty kick ass too. Especially when their regal majesty is displayed in silhouette form on a rich, brown shirt.

In fact, this shirt is so full of majesty that it could make Chuck Norris cry. And Chuck Norris doesn't cry for anything. But only because his face would break and unleash an unholy plague of locusts upon the region.

So if you decide to buy this shirt, it'd probably be a pretty good idea if you try to avoid Chuck Norris at all costs while wearing it. Because who wants to be the dude responsible for unleashing a biblical class plauge of locusts? I know I don't...

$15.00 | Credit | URL | M: L - 2XL

🧦This picture didn't survive the wash.Is there anything more awesome than a thinly veiled oral sex reference for all of the nerdcore kids in the house?

Well, to be perfectly honest, there probably is. But since y'all are the ones who keep this site afloat, we might as well drag ourselves into 2006 pandering directly to you. And by you we mean the RSS reading, file sharing, viral video watching types. You're what marketers would call a key demographic.

Of course we're pretty sure this is going to miff the Pitchfork reading, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah listening crowd who'd much rather that we started off with something a little more artsy. *shrug* Fuck it. As far as first shirts and new years go, this one's good enough...

We'll pander to all the arty indie kids tomorrow, okay?

$17.99 | Credit | URL | M: SM - 3XL, F: S - L