Oh Floater, I’m so very conflicted over you…

You’re a sexy beast of a shirt, I’ll give you that. But could you be any more expensive? I mean at the current US exchange rate you’re over $42.00, shipped. And after looking at that price point, I know that I shall never own you.

The fact that you don’t come in any good fatty friendly sizes also makes me weep a few emoesque tears of sorrow — but they’re nowhere near as bad as the sobbing fit that my otherwise barren bank account would have if I were to snatch you up like I want to.

It’s a shame too… You were one of the first “too much shit going on at once” designs that I really could have fallen in love with. *shrug* It wasn’t in the cards, I guess.

If you’re rich enough, be my guest — I’m out on this gold digger, kids.

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