Okay, like, I get that green and red are, sorta, like, fall colors, and everything, but, like, we take our Wednesday pink day very seriously. Take that lame fedora full of secrets back to the mall and get something that matches us. If you have to do the stripe thing, fine, just make sure it’s pink and black stripes. But we can’t be seen with you right now. In fact… ugh… okay, Michael, go pull the car around. We’re gonna take care of this travesty of fashion right now, okay, Fred? You need a whole makeover. Shut up, loser, we’re going murdering.

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