What’s not to love about unicorns? Seriously? Their horns can cure cancer, they poop rainbows, and they make a tasty spam ‘n eggs.
And they’re probably the most airbrushable of all mythical creatures. Sorry dragons. And Dale Earnhardt.
You may not believe in unicorns. That’s fine. It just means you don’t have a pure heart. Sidebar, seriously read the unicorn-watching tips. That guy knows what he’s talking about.
Plus, Robocop rode one.