Sad, sad Mario.

All you want to do is rescue the princess but you are chained to the decisions of whatever wanton child (or man-child) is holding the controller.

How many millions of times have you been smacked by the shell of a Koopa knowing full well that you have better reflexes than your puppetmaster?

At least this shirt brings awareness of your plight to the many unaware gamers out there.

$24.54 | URL| Credit | M: S – 3XL, F: S – 2XL