How do I love nachos? Let me count the ways. I just love the salty crunch of a nacho along Continue Reading »
Some Assembly Required
I moved recently and as such, I wandered around IKEA for a while looking at stuff I might need for Continue Reading »
Melts In the Microwave, Not In Your Hand
Remember these phones? They were great for talking to people on. That’s about it. I mean, you couldn’t even text Continue Reading »
Speech Impediment
It’s like the Smurfs when they substitute random words with “smurf.” It really is a speech impediment that should be Continue Reading »
And Beyond…
Ya know what? It takes some real balls to turn this joke into a T-shirt. I mean, it’s not like Continue Reading »
To be born free
Born to be free of the constraints of society and roam the countryside writing about my adventures. Born to write Continue Reading »
Learn to Shoot
I’m pretty sure I’ve been through this before, but I’m going to repeat it in case those in the back Continue Reading »
The Man With No Heart
I have a confession to make. I’ve been watching a lot of Grey’s Anatomy lately. In case you didn’t know, Continue Reading »
Do It For the Beaker
There’s nothing in this world quite like the sweet, sweet smell of Science. Science is what has given us computers, Continue Reading »
VIVA!
Some say she’s a freedom fighter, some say she’s a terrorist. All we know for sure is that she went Continue Reading »