They’re sitting there, watching you pee, waiting… planning… There’s only one thing that they need. And only evolution can give Continue Reading »
Mermaids and Aliens Exist
Here we enter a universe in which the Little Mermaid swam around the world until she reached Hawaii. There she Continue Reading »
I am Groot
I am Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot.I am Groot? I am Groot. I am Groot. I AM GROOT! Continue Reading »
Lincoln Was a Vulcan
The cat’s out of the bag. If you didn’t already know, now you know. Lincoln was a Vulcan. It just Continue Reading »
The Samurai of Gotham
The plight of the Batman is always that of loneliness and serenity, much like that of the samurai. Here we see Continue Reading »
Quackers
Did you hear that Duck Tales is coming back? I’m pretty sure the best part about it is that David Continue Reading »
Getting Up Is Enough
It’s just one of those days where giving my all isn’t quite an option. Maybe I’m just willing to give Continue Reading »
I’m Made of Hydrogen!
Every once in a while you have to just take a seat and realize “wow… I’m made of star stuff.” Continue Reading »
Behold the Bird Bird Eight
This plucky little fella makes his home in a galaxy far, far away, but occasionally migrates south where one can Continue Reading »
Everybody Wants to Be a Cat
It’s coming up on Valentine’s day here in a couple weeks, so I figure this is appropriate enough for the Continue Reading »