She wakes up every morning and womprats prepare her clothes. She lived with seven Jawas after she was sent away Continue Reading »
The Hero of Canton
A man walks down the street wearing a T-shirt like this, and you know he’s not afraid of anything. Because Continue Reading »
In Another Jungle
Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase! Hakuna Matata! Ain’t no passing craze! It means look for the bear necessities, the Continue Reading »
GAME OVER, MAN! GAME OVER!
I don’t know where you thought all that Care Bear power came from, but the most likely explanation is alien Continue Reading »
The 4th is Nigh
There are still a couple weeks until May the 4th, so you can order this shirt now and have it Continue Reading »
Size Matters Not
Catch them all, I must. To be the very best, I desire. What does a pocket Yoda do while locked inside Continue Reading »
Cats Rule, Dogs Drool
People like to say that dogs are more intelligent than cats, but the only way they can really gauge that Continue Reading »
Time for Warp Speed
Forget the Klingons, we’ve got a mysterious blue box over here that we need to investigate. No one has used Continue Reading »
Batman Uses Kryptonite. It’s Super Effective!
I haven’t seen it yet, but from what I’ve heard, this shirt is all you really need to know about Batman Continue Reading »
The Lone Wolverine
The lone Wolverine crests from the red ocean. Rage consumes him. Vengeance will be his. He hungers. For poutine. Bub. Continue Reading »