I don’t know where you thought all that Care Bear power came from, but the most likely explanation is alien parasites. Luckily for the kids, we never saw any of the parasites burst from their chests during the cartoon’s run, but it happens, and it’s terrifying. Also, a Care Bear Stare is when the parasite takes over the brain and puts the Care Bear into a zombie-like state. On this Alien Day, let’s celebrate the fact that we haven’t been overtaken by Xenomorphs like they have in the magical city of Care-a-Lot.

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