Paris Made Me Change My Number
A few of the links that remain lead to sites nobody could vouch for after all these years, so they are marked and you click them at your own risk.
I applaud Glarkware for being so quick out of the gate with this one. I think they brought these shirts to market faster than the "I Stole Brad" ones. And those got slapped with a cease and desist so fast that they had to refund everyone's money and fold up shop.
But anyway, if you find this shirt funny, you may want to buy it while it's still topical. You'll get at least 3 to 5 wears out of it before your friends [and random people] stop laughing. Then you can file it away in a drawer to let the proper ammount of irony incubate before throwing it back into your wardrobe rotation. This tee very well could be the "Don't Have A Cow, Man" of the 00's.