Recidivist
A few of the links that remain lead to sites nobody could vouch for after all these years, so they are marked and you click them at your own risk.
Recidivist [noun] - Someone who is repeatedly arrested for criminal behavior.
If you were to wear this tee in public, it'd probably go over most people's heads. That's perfectly fine. While folks are busy trying to figure out what your shirt says, you can hit them over the head with a sock full of nickels. While they lay on the ground, take their money.
Then, escape to Mexico and burn your t-shirt. It's not as if anyone you steal from is going to remember how to spell recidivist, but it never hurts to play it safe.
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