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We've run shirts baiting Canadians before, so it's only fair to play the other side of the spectrum by running this new tee from the renowned international t-shirt designer, Ricardo Stevens del Tres. And just like the "I Would Be Canada Shirt", this one's an instant classic.

I mean, superimposing the seven deadly sins over placenames on a Texas map... That shit is brilliant, yo!

I'm sure this would go over like gangbusters at SXSW. Too bad the shirt isn't getting shipped til the 22nd. *shrug* Maybe next year.

$18.00 | PayPal | URL | M: XS - 3XL , F: S - XL