Monthly Archives: January 2005

Futura

I expect Wes Anderson and the ghost of Stanley Kubrick to buy Ampersand out of all their wonderful Futura shirts, so you better act fast. Let’s just hope you’re not forced to settle for Chicago… $14.95 | Credit | URL

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Sad Mac

Britta urged us to check out Errorwear all the way back at the top of the month. Now that we’ve gotten off our asses and actually given it a look, we feel horrible for sleeping on it for so long. Could you ever find it in your heart to forgive us? Since Jason is an [...]

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Hole Punch

This one ought to appeal to the corporate drones and office supply fetishists alike. I’m not sure if office supply fetishists exist, but I’m sure the internet will provide me with that answer a bit later. Hole Punch is everything I like in a shirt. It’s simple, original and well implemented. Then again, everything Sick [...]

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Cut Your Losses

Dear Emo Kids, Quit sulking all the goddamn time. Seriously, cut it the fuck out. All of your non-emo friends and relatives make fun of you for being all mopey. Like, behind your back and stuff. We totally agree that talking shit behind people’s backs is a dick move. Still, we’re only telling you because [...]

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Smoking Mickey

I’m sort of waiting for Hello Minor to get served with a cease and desist for their ballsy Smoking Mickey tee. It’s not that I want them to, it’s just that it sort of seems inevitable. I only expect that outcome because they’re aping on Disney’s most recognizable and fiercely guarded icon. You know, the [...]

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Hang Tags – 01.26.05

:: I thought that we stood a chance in the 2005 Bloggies until I saw this ad. Apparently, Nick Denton is going to start running it on all the Gawker Media sites shortly. Man, I wish I had a micropublishing empire that I could advertise all over… :: Luke from Lazy Afternoon has invited the [...]

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6 DPI

Sorry This Old T-Shirt fans… Our most popular weekly feature is on a hiatus for yet another week. We’re spending some time in the lab testing out a few concepts and techniques for future articles. TOT should be back on either the first or second week of February. I know some of the do-it-yourselfers are [...]

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Resist Much, Obey Little

“We are tired of your abuse / Try to stop us, it’s no use” Black Flag “Rise Above” Sometimes culture jammers can get a bit too self-righteous. Sure, TV is brainwashing the masses into mindless drones and making us culturally vapid. Yes, it is unfortunate. I happen to subscribe to the theory that as long [...]

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