Do Not Eat This T-Shirt

Please Do Not Eat This T-ShirtIf you’ve got a moth problem, at least this shirt would be safe in your closet. I say safe, but that’s only in theory. I’m pretty sure moths don’t read english, so that may be an issue.

Now, I don’t want any innocent t-shirts getting hurt. If you really do have a moth problem, you should stop browsing this site and go get some stuff to take care of that. We’ll still be here when you get back.

Okay, so the shirt really isn’t moth-proof. Like, at all. It still manages to be pretty damned clever despite its shortcomings. The fine print on the pseudo shrinkwrap license should prevent wearer induced ingestion at the very least:

The wearer of this t-shirt expressly agrees that use of this garment is at the wearer’s sole risk, and that the manufacturer is not responsible for any injuries resulting from accidental or intentional placement of the aforementioned garment inside the gastrointestinal system. Wearer’s license to display this garment may be revoked if it is found to be eaten or otherwise used in a nutritive or gustatory manner.

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