I Can’t… I’m Mormon

I Can't... I'm MormonFor the LDS peeps in the house, this one’s sure to be a hit at your next noncommittal make-out party. As someone who’s dated one, this shirt sums up Mormons nicely. The Church is pretty much the enemy of fun. Alcohol, caffeine and premarital sex are strictly prohibited.

So what does that leave you with? Virgin Pina Coladas, Sierra Mist and holding hands. Bollocks to that. I’d rather take my chances in hell than give up Newcastle for the rest of my life. Sorry Heavenly Father.

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4 Responses to I Can’t… I’m Mormon

  1. Ashley says:

    Caffine is not prohibited. I love my Dr. Pepper and chocolate.

  2. laura says:

    Being Mormon isn’t all that bad, you know?
    Especially after watching the world turn into what it has.

    Like Ashley said, caffeine is NOT “prohibited”.
    I don’t know what I would do without a vanilla coke every now and then :]]

    && call me crazy, but I think I’d rather spend an ETERNITY in happiness,
    than a lifetime having fun…with the consequence of eternal damnation.

    I suppose that’s why we’re put on this earth though..to make choices & to be accountable for those choices we make.
    Enjoy having fun. Just remember… theres always the accountability part.
    && our Heavenly Father never promised it would be fun.

  3. Mo Fun says:

    Fun? I think it’s all in your definition. Drinking, drugging, sex are fun for a little while. But what about the consequences? Those are absolutely NO FUN.

  4. Jake Lavigne says:

    Haha, I love the shirt. As a former mormon, I think this shirt would have fit me perfectly growing up.

    However, a more fitting shirt for me nowadays would be “I used to be Mormon… – Now I can”

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