VespaDear Tiny Factory,

You probably hear this all the time, but please cosider having our babies. We could make beautiful t-shirts together. We’re no Gothamist… but honestly, who is?

We’re absolutely enamored with your Vespa shirt. There’s something about a scooter on baby blue that just makes our nipples hard. Okay, that was probably too much information. If that scared you off, c’est la vie. If it didn’t, drop us an e-mail…

Yours Truly,

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