It may not be able to get you into any of the hot eateries and nightclubs in a large metro area, but being internet famous rules. You have the relative privacy of an average Joe coupled with a devoted, cult-like following. Perfect strangers who will buy you beers and let you crash on their couch when you’re in town. The pay may not be great, but the money shouldn’t matter when you’ve got the adoration of dozens. Especially if a few of those dozens are people who want to sleep with you.

I’m just sayin’, that’s all. It’s not as if I’ve had any offers for sex while I’ve been doing this goofy site. I’m sure my girlfriend’s relieved to hear that. At least I hope she is… *shrug*

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