You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here.
> open mailbox
Opening the mailbox reveals a package.
> take package
> examine package
The package appears to be from Jinx, an online shop that deals in apparel and stickers.
> open package
You open the package and notice a blue t-shirt with an Infocom logo inside. It is getting very dark outside.
> wear t-shirt
As you start to put the shirt on, you are eaten by a grue. At least you died wearing a nice shirt.
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