No matter how much you loved “Napoleon Dynamite”, Vote For Pedro shirts aren’t cool anymore. Seriously, cut it out. You don’t look cool, clever or irreverent. You look like a bandwagon hopping douche bag. Once there’s a ready supply of any shirt design at Hot Topic, it’s too late… Vote For Pedro tees have been on sale there for at least the last year. So give up already.
Do yourself a favor. Stash that fucker at the bottom of your drawer and forget about it for five to ten years. By then, the shirt has either become vintage [and cool again] or moth food. The objective here is to take as many of them out of circulation as possible.
Think about it, we’d both win here. You’ll get a vintage shirt [well, eventally] and I wouldn’t have to put up with seeing them. *shrug* Just an idea…
Love,
Jason
P.S. We’re well aware of the irony of the content of our Google ads next to our anti Vote For Pedro tee rant. Actually, we think it’s kind of funny.
P.P.S. Goddamn that cheeky Matt Haughey. Goddamn him straight to hell.
Who appointed you arbiter of “cool”. Besides, if you are concerned with “cool” you are irrelevant. In my (working, middle-aged) world, I have never seen one. So it would be fun, novel and get the point across where I live and work. Look at yourself – I’m sure you’ll see something that lots of people wish they didn’t have to “put up with”, you arrogant prick!
You’re not a regular reader, are you Alan? If you were, the whole me being an arrogant prick thing wouldn’t be much of a surprise.
I know you’re just angry because you either recently bought one of your kids a Vote for Pedro shirt or you just so happen to own 3. I’m sure all the other old people you hang out with think it’s such a stitch whenever you wear it on casual Friday.
P.S. If we’re going to call each other names, isn’t everyone entitled to their own opinion you intolerant shit?
Actually hipsters have never worn vote for pedro shirts. That would be just be losers. But I agree those shirts blow.
well, i think it’s funny that you’ve gone to all this bother over a shirt… and i don’t really get why it buggs you so much…
p.s. who’s matt haughey?
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