Holy shit, dude! The straight up wackiness of The Match Factory’s Abra-Nebraska! shirt is killing me — and I don’t know why. It’s sort of weird, actually… Every impulse in my body is screaming for me to reject this shirt, but I just can’t bring myself to do it.

“That’s the short of ‘clever, but not quite’ sort of crap that people buy at Urban Outfitters and wear in their MySpace photos, man! You’re fucking slipping!”, my brain screams in anguish. Yet, for whatever reason, I refuse to listen. Actually, I’ve all but tuned it out.

What can I say? I like it, dude. Maybe I am slipping. *shrug* Whatev. I’ve had a good run, I think…

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