“Hey, I don’t wanna sound like a queer or nothin’, but I think unicorns are kick ass!”

Dave The Lighting Guy, Orgazmo

You know what? We think unicorns are pretty kick ass too. Especially when their regal majesty is displayed in silhouette form on a rich, brown shirt.

In fact, this shirt is so full of majesty that it could make Chuck Norris cry. And Chuck Norris doesn’t cry for anything. But only because his face would break and unleash an unholy plague of locusts upon the region.

So if you decide to buy this shirt, it’d probably be a pretty good idea if you try to avoid Chuck Norris at all costs while wearing it. Because who wants to be the dude responsible for unleashing a biblical class plauge of locusts? I know I don’t…

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