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Beautiful Scarif

I remember that day on Scarif. It was a beautiful, balmy 78 degrees out. The beaches were bluer than the  Continue Reading »


The Fork is With Me I am One With the Fork

So, tomorrow is Star Wars Day. We’ll have a totally Star Wars related shirt then, but for today I just  Continue Reading »


I Cast Retractable Claw

You wander into the woods and come across a trail made of discarded catnip toys. You follow the trail deep  Continue Reading »


Mario Power

Let’s talk for a moment about how this chubby Italian plumber has the fitness to crush through brick blocks and  Continue Reading »


Hannah Barbara Returns

No one ever talks about the Hannah Barbara universe of superheroes anymore. That’s a shame. Wouldn’t it be great if  Continue Reading »


It’s always the quiet ones

You would never expect Doug Funny to be a sword-wielding, head-cutting, fast-healing mercenary with a smart mouth, would you? Wade Wilson  Continue Reading »


I’m just really hungry right now

Hey, man, it’s April 20th and I’ve got the munchies something fierce. Just pass me another piece of that pizza  Continue Reading »


A Stupid Man in the Apocalypse

Let’s make this a new thing we say: “You’re as safe as a stupid man during the zombie apocalypse.” Sound  Continue Reading »



In all the multiverse there has to be a Rick and Morty that are California stoners jamming their way through  Continue Reading »


The Dragon is My Friend

When approaching a woman protected by a dragon, first be sure of the woman’s relationship to that dragon. Perhaps she’s  Continue Reading »