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The Raven

I want to take you to Baltimore, Maryland, 1849. No, not literally – we don’t have time to get it to  Continue Reading »

 

I ♥ Unicorns

What’s not to love about unicorns? Seriously? Their horns can cure cancer, they poop rainbows, and they make a tasty spam  Continue Reading »

 

Thank You

Sun Tzu knew that the subtlety of battle was a delicate dance. You have to draw your enemy close to  Continue Reading »

 

T Party

What do a Nobel laureate, B.A. Baracus, the Shat, and an O.G. have in common? I’ll bet my chain-wearing, alien-fighting, pale-rapping,  Continue Reading »

 

Winning

Toward the end of February, some actor was making a lot of bad decisions. Just days later, the first email  Continue Reading »

 

No. The Facts

These days, most of us are sensitive to environmental issues. I know I am. I’m not saying I bike to  Continue Reading »

 

Hipster Scum

Hipsters are like the Judas of cultural subgroups. They’ll deny their hipsterdom until they’re blue in the face. They swear on the life  Continue Reading »

 

Mr. T

Oh. My. Word. Sometimes a shirt comes along that is just so perfect that the more you write, the more  Continue Reading »

 

Numbers

I’ve got a passion for history, but I’m pretty bad with dates. This. Shirt. Is. Perfect. It’s like the longest mnemonic  Continue Reading »

 

Hipster Shark & Cloud Vomit – Threadless Thursday

It’s Threadless Thursday! On Thursdays when I remember, I highlight a design in voting that could use some love. Last  Continue Reading »