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Bar Trekkin’

This shirt combines two of my favorite things in the world: Star Trek and alcohol. Now, let me pull on my Starfleet  Continue Reading »


How to Tie a Tie

Let’s address the 2,000 pound gorilla in the room. You don’t know how to tie a tie. You are 30  Continue Reading »


Boom Stick

Facing undead hordes can be hard work. But if you’re able to rise to the occasion, there’s only one way  Continue Reading »


Ziggy Startrooper

“Aren’t you a little fabulous for a Stormtrooper?” is what all the chicks will be saying when you wear this  Continue Reading »


Cat Butt

It’s no wonder that cats rule the Internet. I mean, the ancient Egyptians had it right when they made them  Continue Reading »


Mario Puppet

Sad, sad Mario. All you want to do is rescue the princess but you are chained to the decisions of  Continue Reading »



…Yes. It’s exactly what it looks like. A giraffe carrying a cutlass, riding a shark as it leaps from the ocean.  Continue Reading »


The Highest of Fives

I’m sorry to disappoint, but today’s epic shirt is not  available in adult sizes. The site isn’t kidding on the  Continue Reading »


Dont’ Feed

This is a neat idea if you have a kid with an allergy, but I can’t help but think this  Continue Reading »


Optical T-llusion

The designer says the optical illusion designed to “enhance the male shape.” That’s obviously bullshit, but there actually is an  Continue Reading »