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Life is what you M/Take of it

This is kind of like that self-help book The Secret on steroids. And I should know. I’ve been telling people  Continue Reading »


Unicorn Cubed

This shirt’s got a lot going on, and I love every second of it. Aside from its obvious correlation to  Continue Reading »



There’s a lot to be said for simplicity. Even though the type seems as exciting as a Victorian first date,  Continue Reading »


Great Scott

This one celebrates two of my dearest loves – Back to the Future, and Calvin & Hobbes. Both sustained me when  Continue Reading »


Don’t Trip

Hulk Hogan. Wilford Brimley. Gandhi. That handsome bastard Tom Selleck. What do they have in common? A Lip Bush that  Continue Reading »


Brit Skull

Here’s one for all you Anglophiles out there. (I’m really hoping you read that in Casey Kasem’s voice. Sidebar –  Continue Reading »


Fight the Power

There’s really no two ways about it, the amish are pretty tough folk. They raise a barn like a mug, and  Continue Reading »



Now that the holidays are (for the most part) blissfully over, ‘tis the season to treat myself to a piece  Continue Reading »


When Pigs Fly

I remember when my granddad used to offer me a twenty-dollar bill. When I went to grab it, he’d yank  Continue Reading »


Dance Your Ass Off

When Kevin Bacon was taking guff from this shitkicker, did he sit there and just take it? No. Not only  Continue Reading »