Oh, I must have missed this part in the movie. With the giant squid. I thought it was called Suicide Continue Reading »
You Can’t Take This Shirt From Me
Take my life, take my land, take me where I cannot stand. I don’t care, I’m still free, you can’t Continue Reading »
Rockin’ on Endor
This here is what we like to call a pure, unadulterated, rockin’ good time on a forest moon that’s infested Continue Reading »
WELCOME TO AMERICA
It may not seem like it most of the year, but at least once every year we Americans believe American Continue Reading »
Snakes! Listen!
Cuccos. Why’d it have to be Cuccos? Remember when I said that Hyrule is what happened after the Fallout cleared out? Continue Reading »
Luigi’s Own Show
Let’s talk for a moment about what a show starring just Luigi would be like. It would definitely cover what Continue Reading »
Bring Me a Shrubbery
So you’re wandering through the forest and come across this gigantic mountain of a man who has a peculiarly high Continue Reading »
The Secret Life of Abraham Lincoln
Little known fact: Before he was a president, Abraham Lincoln was a celebrated lifeguard. Even while he was a president, Continue Reading »
The Little Princess
We are getting a huge influx of awesome female role models lately, but Leia was the original awesome woman. And Continue Reading »
No Man’s Land
As a matter of full disclosure, you should know that I am a man, but that doesn’t preclude me from Continue Reading »