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I Don’t Remember That Part

Oh, I must have missed this part in the movie. With the giant squid. I thought it was called Suicide  Continue Reading »

 

You Can’t Take This Shirt From Me

Take my life, take my land, take me where I cannot stand. I don’t care, I’m still free, you can’t  Continue Reading »

 

Rockin’ on Endor

This here is what we like to call a pure, unadulterated, rockin’ good time on a forest moon that’s infested  Continue Reading »

 

WELCOME TO AMERICA

It may not seem like it most of the year, but at least once every year we Americans believe American  Continue Reading »

 

Snakes! Listen!

Cuccos. Why’d it have to beCuccos? Remember when I said that Hyrule is what happened after the Fallout cleared out?  Continue Reading »

 

Luigi’s Own Show

Let’s talk for a moment about what a show starring just Luigi would be like. It would definitely cover what  Continue Reading »

 

Bring Me a Shrubbery

So you’re wandering through the forest and come across this gigantic mountain of a man who has a peculiarly high  Continue Reading »

 

The Secret Life of Abraham Lincoln

Little known fact: Before he was a president, Abraham Lincoln was a celebrated lifeguard. Even while he was a president,  Continue Reading »

 

The Little Princess

We are getting a huge influx of awesome female role models lately, but Leia was the original awesome woman. And  Continue Reading »

 

No Man’s Land

As a matter of full disclosure, you should know that I am a man, but that doesn’t preclude me from  Continue Reading »