I want to take you to Baltimore, Maryland, 1849. No, not literally – we don’t have time to get it to Continue Reading »
I ♥ Unicorns
What’s not to love about unicorns? Seriously? Their horns can cure cancer, they poop rainbows, and they make a tasty spam Continue Reading »
Thank You
Sun Tzu knew that the subtlety of battle was a delicate dance. You have to draw your enemy close to Continue Reading »
T Party
What do a Nobel laureate, B.A. Baracus, the Shat, and an O.G. have in common? I’ll bet my chain-wearing, alien-fighting, pale-rapping, Continue Reading »
Winning
Toward the end of February, some actor was making a lot of bad decisions. Just days later, the first email Continue Reading »
No. The Facts
These days, most of us are sensitive to environmental issues. I know I am. I’m not saying I bike to Continue Reading »
Hipster Scum
Hipsters are like the Judas of cultural subgroups. They’ll deny their hipsterdom until they’re blue in the face. They swear on the life Continue Reading »
Mr. T
Oh. My. Word. Sometimes a shirt comes along that is just so perfect that the more you write, the more Continue Reading »
Numbers
I’ve got a passion for history, but I’m pretty bad with dates. This. Shirt. Is. Perfect. It’s like the longest mnemonic Continue Reading »
Hipster Shark & Cloud Vomit – Threadless Thursday
It’s Threadless Thursday! On Thursdays when I remember, I highlight a design in voting that could use some love. Last Continue Reading »










