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Fight the Power

There’s really no two ways about it, the amish are pretty tough folk. They raise a barn like a mug, and  Continue Reading »

 

Marioflage

Now that the holidays are (for the most part) blissfully over, ‘tis the season to treat myself to a piece  Continue Reading »

 

When Pigs Fly

I remember when my granddad used to offer me a twenty-dollar bill. When I went to grab it, he’d yank  Continue Reading »

 

Dance Your Ass Off

When Kevin Bacon was taking guff from this shitkicker, did he sit there and just take it? No. Not only  Continue Reading »

 

Gorilla Cop

People may not always like dealing with the police – but you can bet things would be pretty tense if you  Continue Reading »

 

Home Geeves

When E.T. phoned home the first time, he had to make do with a busted milk crate and a ten-speed.  Continue Reading »

 

Bowling is for Lovers

I’m pretty into bowling. It’s one of the only sports you can play between bites of chicken wings – which means  Continue Reading »

 

The Raven

I want to take you to Baltimore, Maryland, 1849. No, not literally – we don’t have time to get it to  Continue Reading »

 

I ♥ Unicorns

What’s not to love about unicorns? Seriously? Their horns can cure cancer, they poop rainbows, and they make a tasty spam  Continue Reading »

 

Thank You

Sun Tzu knew that the subtlety of battle was a delicate dance. You have to draw your enemy close to  Continue Reading »