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Oh, noble space monkeys... If anything in this world deserves a smoke, it's you.
You pierced the stratosphere to make sure it was safe for the scientists to go up. Were it not for you, Alan Shepard would have never had the chance to play that round of golf on the moon.
Then again, it's not like you had a choice or anything. Still, I appreciate the sacrifice you made — even if you do look super creepy.
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