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Monthly Archives: May 2017

We Need That Dipping Sauce

Written on May 31, 2017 at 10:09 am, by

There's really not much more to this shirt than what you see. We need that Mulan sauce, Morty. We need  Continue Reading »

 

Marvel vs. DC

Written on May 30, 2017 at 10:04 am, by

I don't know why I didn't see it before. Yes, of course the Guardians of the Galaxy are Marvel's answer  Continue Reading »

 

Two Decades Ago

Written on May 25, 2017 at 10:10 am, by

All you '90s kids stand up and be counted. These are the days when it's cool to live in your  Continue Reading »

 

Playing With the Galaxy

Written on May 24, 2017 at 9:54 am, by

Remember those good ol' days as a young sprout where you would play with your spaceships and save the galaxy?  Continue Reading »

 

Dragons is Kitties

Written on May 23, 2017 at 10:08 am, by

You might not be a Khaleesi at home, but you can totally have your own dragons. Just slap some wings  Continue Reading »

 

Heart of Ice

Written on May 18, 2017 at 9:49 am, by

If you're looking for a place to go on your honeymoon, look no further. With its vast horizon and pure  Continue Reading »

 

Star T-Rex

Written on May 17, 2017 at 9:44 am, by

You look at this T-shirt and think "Oh, that's cute, they've taken Star Trek and put dinosaurs in it to  Continue Reading »

 

I See an Alien Duck

Written on May 16, 2017 at 10:32 am, by

I was never really a fan of the bunny/duck illusion thinggie. I mean, it's cool, and all, as illusions all  Continue Reading »

 

Whoooaaa-whooaa-ooh!

Written on May 11, 2017 at 10:37 am, by

Way to take the saddest episode of any show in the history of television and turn it into an upbeat,  Continue Reading »

 

Happy Science

Written on May 10, 2017 at 10:11 am, by

Some people look at science and think that it wrecks the mystical nature of being. That there's a little less  Continue Reading »