You know what? I really identify with this shirt right now. Feelings are boring. And kissing is awesome.

Okay, so feelings aren’t really that boring — but I’ve had a bit to drink and I’m kind of reveling in the whole opportunity to be belligerent. It’s been a while since I’ve drank and wrote, so I apologize if I’m rusty. I’m sure the one-two punch of Jameson and Guinness is doing what it can to knock out the ol’ cobwebs.

Hopefully I don’t look at this post in the morning and go, “Oh man. What the fuck was I thinking?” I know that I probably will, but whatever. It is my motherfucking birthday, after all. And if I can’t cut loose on my birthday, then when the hell can I?

Anyhow, if you’re not ready to profess undying love for your favorite gal (or guy) on V-Day — but you still dig them enough to buy them things — this shirt is fucking stellar for that. So why don’t you indie kids go on and buy it for that special someone you’ve been eyeing on the Consumating already?

$17.00 | PayPal | URL | M: S – 2XL, F: S – XL