You know what? I really identify with this shirt right now. Feelings are boring. And kissing is awesome.

Okay, so feelings aren’t really that boring but I’ve had a bit to drink and I’m kind of reveling in the whole opportunity to be belligerent. It’s been a while since I’ve drank and wrote, so I apologize if I’m rusty. I’m sure the one-two punch of Jameson and Guinness is doing what it can to knock out the ol’ cobwebs.

Hopefully I don’t look at this post in the morning and go, “Oh man. What the fuck was I thinking?” I know that I probably will, but whatever. It is my motherfucking birthday, after all. And if I can’t cut loose on my birthday, then when the hell can I?

Anyhow, if you’re not ready to profess undying love for your favorite gal (or guy) on V-Day but you still dig them enough to buy them things this shirt is fucking stellar for that. So why don’t you indie kids go on and buy it for that special someone you’ve been eyeing on the Consumating already?

$17.00 | PayPal | URL | M: S – 2XL, F: S – XL