Beware of Beard

As one of the bearded masses, I’m totally wild over Turn Nocturnal’s “Beware of Beard”. I mean, it’s the perfect warning for folks looking for trouble — because much like the Wu Tang Clan, I ain’t nothin’ to fuck with…

I’m sort of conflicted over this shirt tho. Why? Well, because it suffers from one of the cardinal sins of shirts as far as I’m concerned — back printing. Now I understand that up and coming brands and designers want to get their name out there. I don’t fault y’all for that at all. But taking away from a totally awesome design by slapping a logo or some other unrelated bullshit on the back turns a sale into a no-go for me.

But here I am running the shirt anyway. It’s seriously too damn sweet to just straight up stonewall. As far as I’m concerned, the bad-assed front makes up for the meh on the back. So all y’all hipster kids who dig it but have the same reservations can just toss a blazer over it — or whatever it is you do now to look “dressy — but not too dressy”.

God, I’m so behind on the times…

$15.00 | PayPal | URL | M: S – XL

About Jason Cosper

Jason's the slacker behind this site.
This entry was posted in T-Shirts. Bookmark the permalink. Follow any comments here with the RSS feed for this post. Both comments and trackbacks are currently closed.

3 Responses to Beware of Beard

  1. [...] sweet irony. In my last post, I talked about being part of the bearded masses — and the very next night I lost my beard in a freak accident at the barbershop. Needless to [...]

  2. blake says:

    I guess it is true that all pirates have some kind of facial hair.

  3. Derek says:

    Kool design. I have this thing for crossbones!