Category Archives: Funny T-shirts

Life is what you M/Take of it

By Gregg | Published February 16, 2012

This is kind of like that self-help book The Secret on steroids. And I should know. I’ve been telling people I’ve read it for years just so they’d quit recommending it to me. Honestly, every time I want guidance, I just Ask the Dude. By that I mean I drink a white russian while wearing [...]

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Unicorn Cubed

By Gregg | Published February 9, 2012

This shirt’s got a lot going on, and I love every second of it. Aside from its obvious correlation to three wolf moon and the bitchin’ unicycle (which may as well be called the NutRacker), this bad boy is sporting a unibrow that would makes a Frida Kahlo self-portrait look tweezed. But there’s a reason [...]

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Respect

By Gregg | Published February 2, 2012

There’s a lot to be said for simplicity. Even though the type seems as exciting as a Victorian first date, the message behind this shirt is clear: Respect. Don’t be thrown by the font though. You either love the Pride and Prejudice vibe, or someone you know would respect you for it. No mystery behind [...]

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Don’t Trip

By Gregg | Published January 19, 2012

Hulk Hogan. Wilford Brimley. Gandhi. That handsome bastard Tom Selleck. What do they have in common? A Lip Bush that separates the boys from the men. And if there’s one way that a Mustache levels up, it’s by throwing a double-fist Shaka Bra. If there’s one way to remind someone they need to stop tripping, [...]

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Fight the Power

By Gregg | Published January 5, 2012

There’s really no two ways about it, the amish are pretty tough folk. They raise a barn like a mug, and they’ve been satirized by the king. But even more impressive is that they’ve never heard of the Kardashians. And that, I respect. In the grand tradition of Amish defiance – and because I hope to channel [...]

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When Pigs Fly

By Gregg | Published December 22, 2011

I remember when my granddad used to offer me a twenty-dollar bill. When I went to grab it, he’d yank it out of reach like that succubus from Peanuts and cry “When pigs fly!” Well, screw you old man. I’ve got my own twenty dollars now, and I spent it to toss in the face [...]

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Dance Your Ass Off

By Gregg | Published December 15, 2011

When Kevin Bacon was taking guff from this shitkicker, did he sit there and just take it? No. Not only did he completely destroy him in tractor chicken, he did exactly what a townie’s t-shirt told him. He danced his ass off. My recommendation? Be like the bacon. Don’t take no guff. And let everyone [...]

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Gorilla Cop

By Gregg | Published December 8, 2011

People may not always like dealing with the police – but you can bet things would be pretty tense if you had this silverback knocking his baton on your door. Let’s celebrate freedom from our simian brothers with this cool, and kind of frightening, shirt from fiftyseven-thirtythree. Although if there were some sort of Island of [...]

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Home Geeves

By Gregg | Published December 1, 2011

When E.T. phoned home the first time, he had to make do with a busted milk crate and a ten-speed. But the next time he needs a ride, he can just phone Dial-A-Butler and catch a ride on a sassy old-style big wheel. In round two, he’s going to get serious about the image he [...]

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Bowling is for Lovers

By Gregg | Published November 23, 2011

I’m pretty into bowling. It’s one of the only sports you can play between bites of chicken wings – which means it should be in the Olympics. But until the International Olympic Committee hears the call of the people, I’ll lobby for the game of kings with the Bowling is for Lovers shirt from No Star. [...]

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