For whatever reason, the novelty of 3D movies has never quite worn off for me. Yeah, rocking the glasses for 90 minutes is kind of teh suck. Still, having crazy shit flying at your face and freaking you out totally makes up for it. Well, it does for me at least.

I know it was sort of a 1950’s gimmick more than anything but I really wish Hollywood still shot stuff in 3D. Well, maybe not a Sofia Coppola or Kevin Smith type film. Those would actually sort of suck in the third dimension. A couple of solid zombie flicks and maybe a Rodriguez/Tarantino helmed Grindhouse style picture would totally rule tho.

Maybe one day the New Beverly can do a double bill of The Stewardesses & Flesh for Frankenstein and I can die a happy man. Fuck, I’d even settle for House of Wax and Creature from the Black Lagoon. Just sit me in a darkened theatre with a tub of popcorn and make me jump once or twice because I think I’m going to get hit in the face. Is that too much to ask for?

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