Ah, the Time Warp. The beloved little number immortalized by vampiric transsexuals since the hedonistic mid-70s. Who says the effeminate vampire thing is new? This twist on the beloved family classic isn’t gyrated out by Rocky’s pasty British hips, though no sir. This bad boy is staffed with the time-traveling heavies of our modern age.

When Einstein’s big Austrian noggin was wrapping itself around relativity (here’s a handy reference for you non-physicists), was he dreaming of a world where Keanu and a Cyborg could live in peace? Yes. Yes he was.

Only pros like these can actually time warp without tearing a hole in the space-time continuum but now you can rep the valiant efforts of time travelers every time you leave the house.

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