Time Warp

Ah, the Time Warp. The beloved little number immortalized by vampiric transsexuals since the hedonistic mid-70s. Who says the effeminate vampire thing is new? This twist on the beloved family classic isn’t gyrated out by Rocky’s pasty British hips, though – no sir. This bad boy is staffed with the time-traveling heavies of our modern age.

When Einstein’s big Austrian noggin was wrapping itself around relativity (here’s a handy reference for you non-physicists), was he dreaming of a world where Keanu and a Cyborg could live in peace? Yes. Yes he was.

Only pros like these can actually time warp without tearing a hole in the space-time continuum – but now you can rep the valiant efforts of time travelers every time you leave the house.

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