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Great Scott
This one celebrates two of my dearest loves – Back to the Future, and Calvin & Hobbes. Both sustained me when I was a kid – although I still wonder sometimes about Doc and Marty. In this sendoff, arguably better than those pissing decals (feel free to customize one and send it to a crush. Or your [...]
Dance Your Ass Off
When Kevin Bacon was taking guff from this shitkicker, did he sit there and just take it? No. Not only did he completely destroy him in tractor chicken, he did exactly what a townie’s t-shirt told him. He danced his ass off. My recommendation? Be like the bacon. Don’t take no guff. And let everyone [...]
Home Geeves
When E.T. phoned home the first time, he had to make do with a busted milk crate and a ten-speed. But the next time he needs a ride, he can just phone Dial-A-Butler and catch a ride on a sassy old-style big wheel. In round two, he’s going to get serious about the image he [...]
Time Warp
Ah, the Time Warp. The beloved little number immortalized by vampiric transsexuals since the hedonistic mid-70s. Who says the effeminate vampire thing is new? This twist on the beloved family classic isn’t gyrated out by Rocky’s pasty British hips, though – no sir. This bad boy is staffed with the time-traveling heavies of our modern [...]
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Asimov
Obviously, most Transformers know as much about the Three Laws as Michael Bay knows about directing movies. That is to say, nothing at all. However, Optimus Prime would probably dig the Three Laws: 1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm. 2. A [...]
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Crows Nest
If Up was a Tim Burton film, it definitely would have used a murder of crows to carry the house around the world. This shirt is a great reminder to Disney directors to spend more time wondering “What would Tim do?” Unless I missed the plot device where Carl was a cluster balloon aficionado, we [...]
Also posted in Animal T-shirts, Funny T-shirts, Mens T-shirts, T-Shirts, Womens T-shirts
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Marilyn Sane
One upside to taking a bit of time off from doing a daily t-shirt blog is coming back to find a whole bunch of rad tees. They’re all there, waiting to be ogled, lusted after and reviewed. Frankly, my mind reels a bit at all the stuff I don’t even have any clue about. I [...]
Also posted in Celebrity T-shirts, Pop Culture T-shirts, T-Shirts, vintage / Retro T-shirts
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Luke & Leia & Han & Chewie
Okay, remember what I said about not being very partial to theme runs the other day? Well, fuck that noise! It’s my blog and I’ll break the rules whenever I damn well please. Like remember when one of my rules was posting every day? Yeah, me too. *sigh* So yes, it’s a t-shirt with a [...]
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Blackbird’s Attackin’ in the Dead ‘O’ Night
Oh sweet irony. In my last post, I talked about being part of the bearded masses — and the very next night I lost my beard in a freak accident at the barbershop. Needless to say, I’m totally a sad panda over the whole ordeal and spent the weekend mourning and starting to grow it [...]
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Dawn Of The Dude
If there are two things I’m not out of my element on, it’s zombies and The Big Lebowski. Seriously, I’ve studied both to the point of obsession. Sure, they’re a bit disparate as far as topics to be obsessive over go, but I still think that they’re worthy of copious amounts of my free time [...]
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