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Monthly Archives: January 2016

It Works, Bitches

Written on January 26, 2016 at 9:36 am, by

You've gone your whole life so far without having to worry about running into a dinosaur with laser breath, but  Continue Reading »

 

The Amazing Gambino

Written on January 19, 2016 at 1:01 pm, by

I don't know about you, but in my headcanon, Spider-Man will always be Donald Glover. Whether it's Miles Morales or  Continue Reading »

 

The Cat in the Box

Written on January 12, 2016 at 10:33 am, by

"I have an idea," said the doctor to me, "to test the particulars of my theory. "We'll go get a  Continue Reading »

 

The Adventures of BB-8 and Friends

Written on January 5, 2016 at 10:16 am, by

I've given Star Wars: Ep VII a new title. "The Adventures of BB-8 and Friends." I think you'll find it  Continue Reading »