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Category Archives: Occupation T-shirts

Do It For the Beaker

Written on January 10, 2017 at 10:52 am, by

There's nothing in this world quite like the sweet, sweet smell of Science. Science is what has given us computers,  Continue Reading »

 

Who Do I Vote For To Make This Happen?

Written on September 14, 2016 at 10:55 am, by

Okay, let's just say I have this idea for a startup taco truck named... we'll say "Taco Tornado." Who do  Continue Reading »

 

Keep On Flying

Written on June 1, 2016 at 10:01 am, by

Take my life, take my land, take my funding if you can. I don't care, I'm still free; you can't  Continue Reading »

 

So where did you go to art school?

Written on February 23, 2012 at 3:48 pm, by

Not gonna lie, this one hit a little close to home. As one skilled in the soft sciences, I see  Continue Reading »

 

Hipster Scum

Written on March 25, 2011 at 2:36 pm, by

Hipsters are like the Judas of cultural subgroups. They’ll deny their hipsterdom until they’re blue in the face. They swear  Continue Reading »

 

Sans.

Written on December 13, 2010 at 1:13 pm, by

For a font that's pushing 83 years old, Futura looks pretty damn good on this shirt. Although it probably helps  Continue Reading »

 

Poker Revolution

Written on December 10, 2010 at 11:06 am, by

"Poker is hand to hand combat without all the blood." - Rands I go to Vegas a couple of times  Continue Reading »

 

T4 Roosevelt

Written on December 9, 2010 at 8:33 am, by

This entire post exists for two reasons. First, so I can throw some love at Panic for making the sexiest  Continue Reading »

 

Rated Rookie

Written on April 7, 2010 at 8:40 pm, by

Hot damn! It's baseball season again! To be honest, I didn't think that I'd ever be the sort of guy  Continue Reading »

 

Work Hard and Be Kind

Written on February 1, 2010 at 5:07 pm, by

This tee is still in the scoring phase over at Threadless — well, for the next four days at least  Continue Reading »