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Author Archives: Gregg

Wood for Sheep?

Written on September 15, 2013 at 11:20 am, by

I don't know how normal people play Settlers, but my friends play it as competitively and cut-throat as possible. Friendships  Continue Reading »

 

This is a Designer T-Shirt

Written on September 11, 2013 at 10:48 am, by

What, you mean it takes more than a font and color choice to make a designer shirt? Clearly you haven't  Continue Reading »

 

Get Excited and Make Things

Written on June 28, 2012 at 12:43 pm, by

"Everything around you was created by people no smarter than you. You can change things, influence things and build your  Continue Reading »

 

Chess of Thrones

Written on June 21, 2012 at 11:19 am, by

"Don't fight for a king. Don't fight for his kingdoms. Don't fight for honor, don't fight for glory, don't fight  Continue Reading »

 

Plan Ahead

Written on June 14, 2012 at 9:32 am, by

A cool shirt and great advice, especially since I live in a particular hurricane prone part of the country. I  Continue Reading »

 

Los Pollos Hermanos

Written on June 12, 2012 at 1:46 pm, by

If you look at this shirt and don't think of blue sky, then you're missing out on the best work  Continue Reading »

 

It's fun to use learning for evil

Written on March 1, 2012 at 12:12 pm, by

Whether you’re a mad scientist or just screwing with your cousin because you’re bored at dinner, this shirt should ring  Continue Reading »

 

So where did you go to art school?

Written on February 23, 2012 at 3:48 pm, by

Not gonna lie, this one hit a little close to home. As one skilled in the soft sciences, I see  Continue Reading »

 

Life is what you M/Take of it

Written on February 16, 2012 at 11:25 am, by

This is kind of like that self-help book The Secret on steroids. And I should know. I’ve been telling people  Continue Reading »

 

Unicorn Cubed

Written on February 9, 2012 at 1:35 pm, by

This shirt’s got a lot going on, and I love every second of it. Aside from its obvious correlation to  Continue Reading »