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Author Archives: Steve Beaudry

Deadpool Fever

Written on February 16, 2016 at 10:10 am, by

I've got a fever and the only prescription is more Deadpool. This is only one of a myriad of Deadpool  Continue Reading »

 

Happy Groundhog Day

Written on February 2, 2016 at 10:04 am, by

You wake up every morning with "I Got You Babe" on the radio, you run into an annoying dude and  Continue Reading »

 

It Works, Bitches

Written on January 26, 2016 at 9:36 am, by

You've gone your whole life so far without having to worry about running into a dinosaur with laser breath, but  Continue Reading »

 

The Amazing Gambino

Written on January 19, 2016 at 1:01 pm, by

I don't know about you, but in my headcanon, Spider-Man will always be Donald Glover. Whether it's Miles Morales or  Continue Reading »

 

The Cat in the Box

Written on January 12, 2016 at 10:33 am, by

"I have an idea," said the doctor to me, "to test the particulars of my theory. "We'll go get a  Continue Reading »

 

The Adventures of BB-8 and Friends

Written on January 5, 2016 at 10:16 am, by

I've given Star Wars: Ep VII a new title. "The Adventures of BB-8 and Friends." I think you'll find it  Continue Reading »

 

Elfly Duties

Written on December 22, 2015 at 10:02 am, by

Elves have been everything from stately, majestic creatures of Tolkien fantasy to tiny mischievous spirits, but this month they're relegated  Continue Reading »

 

Happy Star Wars Week

Written on December 15, 2015 at 11:04 am, by

It's a great week for a Star Wars movie, isn't it? The weather is cooling down, the clouds are pushing  Continue Reading »

 

Hope for America and the Alpha Quandrant

Written on December 8, 2015 at 11:24 am, by

As I'm writing this, the Internet is roaring at some crazy dude who thinks he can stop Muslims from coming  Continue Reading »

 

Bro! Bro! Bro!

Written on December 1, 2015 at 9:53 am, by

It's officially Christmastime, which means it's time to start wrapping the red, green, and white around your torso. And, no,  Continue Reading »