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Author Archives: Steve Beaudry

There Are No Vines on Me

Written on July 7, 2015 at 11:04 am, by

When you wear this shirt you get to thinking about a lot of different things. If Pinocchio evolved from Groot,  Continue Reading »

 

HAPPY FRICKIN' FREEDOM DAY

Written on July 4, 2015 at 12:00 pm, by

You might think it's the bombs bursting in air that's making all that noise outside, but YOU'D BE WRONG! Outside  Continue Reading »

 

Happy Social Media Day

Written on June 30, 2015 at 9:21 am, by

I've got a special treat for you on this Social Media Day. A shirt that lets everyone know exactly what  Continue Reading »

 

The Only Approval You Need

Written on June 23, 2015 at 3:19 pm, by

For the longest time I've been seeking approval from my father. Little did I know that all I needed was  Continue Reading »

 

Call Samuel L. Jackson

Written on June 15, 2015 at 2:08 pm, by

I am tired of this motherfrickin' words on this motherfrickin shirt. Unfortunately, there's no easy way to get them off.  Continue Reading »

 

For the Gentleman Dinosaur

Written on June 8, 2015 at 8:23 am, by

The distinguishing reptile cannot be seen in public without a proper monocle, bowler hat and freshly groomed moustache. Wait, do  Continue Reading »

 

ACK! ACK! What's up, doc?

Written on June 1, 2015 at 8:56 am, by

Marvin the Martian was always my favorite Loony Toon. Keep your Bugs and your Daffy and your Wile E. Coyote.  Continue Reading »

 

The Real Jurassic Park

Written on May 25, 2015 at 8:17 am, by

Sure, the Isla Nublar is fun for humans, but what do the dinosaurs have to do? Just run around and  Continue Reading »

 

The Dark Knight vs. The World

Written on May 18, 2015 at 8:48 am, by

Now this is a mashup I could really go for. We've seen the cheesy '60s Batman, we've seen the cheesy  Continue Reading »

 

Two Smartass Men

Written on May 11, 2015 at 8:48 am, by

You can't please everybody. Even with a show as great as the Muppets, you're still going to run into a  Continue Reading »