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Category Archives: Animal T-shirts

Dragons is Kitties

Written on May 23, 2017 at 10:08 am, by

You might not be a Khaleesi at home, but you can totally have your own dragons. Just slap some wings  Continue Reading »

 

Star T-Rex

Written on May 17, 2017 at 9:44 am, by

You look at this T-shirt and think "Oh, that's cute, they've taken Star Trek and put dinosaurs in it to  Continue Reading »

 

Whoooaaa-whooaa-ooh!

Written on May 11, 2017 at 10:37 am, by

Way to take the saddest episode of any show in the history of television and turn it into an upbeat,  Continue Reading »

 

I Cast Retractable Claw

Written on May 2, 2017 at 10:08 am, by

You wander into the woods and come across a trail made of discarded catnip toys. You follow the trail deep  Continue Reading »

 

Guardians of Springtime

Written on April 12, 2017 at 9:59 am, by

I'm not sure Rocket Raccoon would like to be depicted in such a vulnerable position as this. On the other  Continue Reading »

 

What the Empire Should Have Made

Written on March 23, 2017 at 8:52 am, by

As long as we're making dinosaur-shaped mechanical behemoths, why not go all out and make them even more terrifying? This  Continue Reading »

 

Friendship is SCIENCE.

Written on March 14, 2017 at 10:16 am, by

I like this unicorn. He doesn't just accept that the rainbow coming out of his ass is a supernatural force  Continue Reading »

 

Life is Like a Hoppy Stout Here in Duckburg

Written on March 2, 2017 at 9:39 am, by

Come and get this shirt now so you can wear it on St. Patrick's Day. 'Cause I know you're all  Continue Reading »

 

Hoo is Bruce Wayne?

Written on March 1, 2017 at 9:50 am, by

He's the original Knight Owl. Scouring the streets of Gotham for that rat, the Joker. Okay, now I'm thinking of  Continue Reading »

 

They're Watching Us

Written on February 21, 2017 at 9:49 am, by

They're sitting there, watching you pee, waiting... planning... There's only one thing that they need. And only evolution can give  Continue Reading »