This is the archive of Preshrunk, 2004 to 2017. The site is coming back and is taking its time about it.

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May the Thirst Be With You

I'm not saying this is a missed marketing opportunity, but Gatorade needs to do a little explaining. Jump on that  Continue Reading »

 

Continue. Fighting.

Let's be honest. Even if 2016 really wasn't statistically the worst year on record, there was still something for all  Continue Reading »

 

The Right.

Let's be real: Anyone who had a bear arm would be flaunting it anyway. You can't cover that shit up.  Continue Reading »

 

What They're Having for Breakfast

So the Xenomorph is the criminal? Alright, I guess I can get behind that. Definitely don't want to be in  Continue Reading »

 

The Bad Boys Are Back In Town

Can you just imagine all of these guys banding together into one group. Joffrey would be the first to die,  Continue Reading »

 

Gonna Find Out Who's Naughty or Nice

Ya'll know about Krampus, right? I mean, there was a movie, and everything. He's basically the anti-Santa. He doesn't give  Continue Reading »

 

Mission Canceled

Yeah, I was on a mission to visit all the Cantina Cafes in the galaxy, but they keep on closing  Continue Reading »

 

Yay! Winter is here!

Why do those sad sods in Westeros talk about winter coming like it's a bad thing? I'll tell ya what's  Continue Reading »

 

Put Your Quarter Up

It's an age-old tradition as old as the White Pillars of Pong. Save your spot by claiming your territory and  Continue Reading »

 

The Bear Family

People were skeptical about this union at first. A black bear and a polar bear? It's unheard of! But then  Continue Reading »