One day we're all gonna look back on this year and think "how can I avoid doing that again?" Maybe Continue Reading »
No Matter Who Wins, She-Rocks
You may write me down in history With your bitter, twisted lies, You may trod me in the very dirt Continue Reading »
Let's Fly Away
We can do this. We can put together a spaceship and fly it away to, like... Vulcan or something. All Continue Reading »
It's a Strange World
Last weekend I saw a very strange movie. Yes, that's right, I saw Doctor Strange. And it was quite possibly Continue Reading »
And I Know How To Use It
There's nothing more dangerous than an idiot with a banana. Except maybe an idiot with a spray paint can? Nah, Continue Reading »
Ooo-wee! Not again!
Oh, no Morty, we've gone back in time to 1983. You know how fucked up things can get when you Continue Reading »
Killers For Hire
When you absolutely, positively need that target dead. Or captured. Whatever. Most of these guys, though, are big on disintegration, Continue Reading »
Crazy is a State of Mind
Look, I'm not saying I would definitely date Harley Quinn, but they do say the hot ones are always the Continue Reading »
They See Me Rollin'
They see me rollin' my hit dice/They know that my missile is a Natural 20/Yeah I rolled a Natural 20/'Cause Continue Reading »
Ursula Ahead of Her Time
The infamous sea witch was just a judge for The Voice ahead of her time. All she wanted was to Continue Reading »