This is the archive of Preshrunk, 2004 to 2017. The site is coming back and is taking its time about it.

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Means No

Sometimes it's difficult to get your point across to someone who is very insistent on you doing The Thing. It  Continue Reading »

 

The Crazy-Awesome Super-Fantastic Threadless Gift Card Giveaway!

You may have noticed by now that after a long dormant season, Preshrunk is kicking up some dust and revving  Continue Reading »

 

Bar Trekkin'

This shirt combines two of my favorite things in the world: Star Trek and alcohol. Now, let me pull on  Continue Reading »

 

How to Tie a Tie

Let's address the 2,000 pound gorilla in the room. You don't know how to tie a tie. You are 30  Continue Reading »

 

Boom Stick

Facing undead hordes can be hard work. But if you're able to rise to the occasion, there's only one way  Continue Reading »

 

Ziggy Startrooper

"Aren't you a little fabulous for a Stormtrooper?" is what all the chicks will be saying when you wear this  Continue Reading »

 

Cat Butt

It's no wonder that cats rule the Internet. I mean, the ancient Egyptians had it right when they made them  Continue Reading »

 

Mario Puppet

Sad, sad Mario. All you want to do is rescue the princess but you are chained to the decisions of  Continue Reading »

 

Onward!

...Yes. It's exactly what it looks like. A giraffe carrying a cutlass, riding a shark as it leaps from the  Continue Reading »

 

The Highest of Fives

I'm sorry to disappoint, but today's epic shirt is not available in adult sizes. The site isn't kidding on the  Continue Reading »