This is the archive of Preshrunk, 2004 to 2017. The site is coming back and is taking its time about it.

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Cuervo and Ginger Ale

Sometimes you have to sell your soul just to get a free t-shirt. I mean, look at the coeds in  Continue Reading »

 

Sinclair Spectrum 48K

I had to open my big mouth and claim that I couldn't find any Sinclair apparel, didn't I? Truth is,  Continue Reading »

 

Do Not Eat This T-Shirt

If you've got a moth problem, at least this shirt would be safe in your closet. I say safe, but  Continue Reading »

 

Brooklyn Cow

I'm not a hipster, but I play one on the interweb. Fortunatley, people like Terry send me shirts that make  Continue Reading »

 

You Really Like Us

Wow, man... I can't belive how much everyone's fussing over this goofy little weblog. We've gotten loads of really great  Continue Reading »

 

I Would Be Canada

It's so hard to pick my favorite shirt from Toothpaste for Dinner. Actually, no it's not. I love "if i  Continue Reading »

 

Scooter Militia

Gals who are into scooters are hot. Hot girls who are into scooters are, uhm... more than hot? Okay, so  Continue Reading »

 

Ape-o-naut

"You know the saying, 'Human see, human do.'" Julius, "Planet of the Apes" The "Planet of the Apes" series of  Continue Reading »

 

Bacon is a Vegetable

To some people, it seems like the only reason Diesel Sweeties exists anymore is to sell shirts. To those people  Continue Reading »

 

This Old T-Shirt: Stenciling

Have you ever had an idea for a t-shirt, but couldn't afford to get it printed? Stenciling is great for  Continue Reading »