Sweet Sweet Coffee

Posted by Jason Cosper on June 18, 2007

“ARE YOU SAYING I HAVE A PROBLEM COSPER?!!”

Sean Bonner after being sent this tee via AIM

No Sean, I’m not saying that you have a problem. I’m just saying that I know that you drink a lot of coffee. There’s nothing wrong with that either.

I’ve been known to partake of my fair share in the past. Ever since I’ve developed a nasty stomach problem tho, my caffeine intake has been cut dramatically. Of course, I still could drink coffee — but if I have to settle for anything less than full octane, why should I? Besides, I remember my All-O-Gistics. “Thou shalt not partake of Decaf” isn’t just a song lyric, it’s a way of life for me.

So I guess what I’m getting at is that I envy your coffee intake, Sean. Seriously, you’re my fucking hero in that department. Maybe one day I’ll teach my guts to man up and I can hope to aspire to your greatness. At this point tho, hope is all I’ve got…

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4 Responses to Sweet Sweet Coffee

  1. Jen says:
    June 18, 2007 at 2:35 pm

    I can’t believe you just quoted the Descendents… Coolest. Post. Ever! :D

  2. Jason Cosper says:
    June 18, 2007 at 2:39 pm

    Jen: I’m a huge Descendents fan. So why wouldn’t I quote them? ;)

  3. Fnord. says:
    June 30, 2007 at 3:28 pm

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  4. Jen says:
    July 2, 2007 at 5:11 am

    Oh, I just meant that you never see them quoted anymore. Clearly I need to get out more. :)