It’s officially Christmastime, which means it’s time to start wrapping the red, green, and white around your torso. And, no, I’m not talking about the Italian flag. And now it’s just occurred to me that the Italian flag is the most festive flag, isn’t it? Italians like to lift, right? I mean, all that Mafia work should keep them in shape. So we have a segue! Check out this shirt that features a ripped and swoll Santa who’s probably Italian. If this guy came down your chimney, would you complain? Or would you be scared of his intentions? I dunno, I’d be scared of his intentions, anyway. What’s in that bag? The heads of errant children? Come to think of it, with how heavy that bag should be, it’s a wonder that Santa isn’t this already this ripped. Maybe he just eats that many cookies. You can ask him yourself on your next trip to the North Pole.

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