There comes a time in every election cycle where I just get tired of hearing about any of it and decide I want pizza instead. So why not put pizza in office? Pizza is never going to give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna turn around a hurt you. Oh, wait, that’s Rick Astley… Why not vote for Rick Astley?? He’s in everyone’s heads anyway. Vote Rick Astley as a member of the Pizza Party. Great, now we just need a convention and a VP. Dat Boi? VP Dat Boi? A frog on a unicycle can accomplish so much. And I’d vote for both of these candidates before I would vote for Drumpf. Excuse me while I go order a pizza.

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